Philandering as a comedic art form? It is when you are Austin W. Dallas, Triple Crown winning dirty pillow jockey and thirty-third degree Thigh Inspector. Enter into Austin’s world as he shares the quintessential male perspective on: avoiding a committed relationship, plummeting headfirst into a salt canoe, finding a female gravel diver, and getting so drunk you wake up Pooh Beared.
Whether you find Austin's Eromedy witty & brilliant or disgusting & tragic is up to you. But be careful when reading because you are in danger of laughing hard enough to cry in your pants.