Austin W. Dallas

Whiskey Soaked Panties -  A Novel by Austin W. DallasAbout Whiskey Soaked Panties

Philandering as a comedic art form? It is when you are Austin W. Dallas, Triple Crown winning dirty pillow jockey and thirty-third degree Thigh Inspector. Enter into Austin’s world as he shares the quintessential male perspective on: avoiding a committed relationship, plummeting headfirst into a salt canoe, finding a female gravel diver, and getting so drunk you wake up Pooh Beared.

Whether you find Austin's Eromedy witty & brilliant or disgusting & tragic is up to you. But be careful when reading because you are in danger of laughing hard enough to cry in your pants.

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